Asalethia Alexis T.

Garland, TX, United States

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Pull up, Big Cuz! I got you! I'll fry them when you pull up! That way they'll be hot and fresh!

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14 May 23:23

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Me: *ring*

Big Brother Jesus: Hello this is Heaven.

Me: Big Brother Jesus put my Grandma on the phone, please.

Big Brother Jesus: Bet

My Grandma: Hey Lexis

Me: Now Grandma.... Why you ain't tell me that if I mix flour with cornstarch that it'll make the chicken pretty and crispy like this?

Wino cousin.... This chicken is so MUTHAFUCKING delicious! I done cracked the code!

I added some of the side from last night! All I need now is a Newport 100!

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14 May 01:15

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I know it's late but....I didn't wake up until like three or four! I was a little hungry! πŸ˜‰πŸ·πŸ’

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13 May 16:33

That's Fergie??? She let the milk spoil

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TKLIVE because, Big Cuz be over there making mango pico de gallo from scratch and shit. While collecting wine.

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Happy Birthday, Cuz!!! 🍷🍷🍷 Now.... Turn thee fuck up

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NatNatvibes get a restraining order, Big Cuz. ASAP

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ChaCha I gave that nigga hell. And, I still do. He talking bout "ain't you grown now". I was like "yep.... But, you was locked up during my childhood. At least I didn't ask for back child support. Suck it up, Buttercup". 🀣🀣🀣 On Father's Day.... He got until 2pm EST to enjoy his day. Because, at 2:01...... I'mma be back up on my bullshit, Big Cuz. 🀣🀣🀣 I told that nigga jail was an escape.... From me. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11 May 15:25

I think she said that she's going to start on Wednesday

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