Me: *ring*

Big Brother Jesus: Hello this is Heaven.

Me: Big Brother Jesus put my Grandma on the phone, please.

Big Brother Jesus: Bet

My Grandma: Hey Lexis

Me: Now Grandma.... Why you ain't tell me that if I mix flour with cornstarch that it'll make the chicken pretty and crispy like this?

Wino cousin.... This chicken is so MUTHAFUCKING delicious! I done cracked the code!

I added some of the side from last night! All I need now is a Newport 100!

I know it's late but....I didn't wake up until like three or four! I was a little hungry! 😉🍷🐒