Soooooo

When I was eight my Mom caught me kissing and hunching my doll baby. She was like "after you turn ten... I'm not buying you NO MORE DOLL BABIES" I was like ".... You can stop now 🤷🏾‍♀️". 🤣🤣🤣

As soon as I got a doll baby ....I would strip the clothes off so damn fast. Even other people doll babies. 🤣🤣🤣 The only toys that were safe around me .... Was the g.i Joe wrestlers.... Because, their clothes were painted on.

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Here's the doll baby

Soooooo back in 2017.....I tried to rent an apartment in heaven. And, they sent me to the mental hospital. I gave them folks hell. 🤣🤣🤣 So, after a few days they asked if I had anyone that could bring me some hygiene products. I.e soap and deodorant.

I told them to call my homeboy.

He bought my WHOLE suitcase. Y'all...I had 32 bars of soap and like five or six sticks of deodorant.

My homeboy told them folks..."Missy take like five showers a day. If she use the bathroom.... Shower. Checks the mailbox... Shower. Walks to the store... Showers. Hell if you talk to Missy for too long... Shower. I think she be going outside getting dirty... JUST so she can take a shower". Y'all why then folks kept my ass another five days? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They called the judge. The judge told them to give me the tiniest bottle of baby wash they had. I threw that shit right back at the nurse. They lady said "alright now... Keep on...I can throw shit too". I ain't throw shit else.

Back on my shit again...

One time...I took some Country time lemonade mix.... And, sprinkled it all over my Mama pads. 🤣🤣🤣 I was like six/seven. I folded them and put them back in the wrapper. And, placed them back in the bag. About two weeks later when her cycle came on... All I heard was "THAT DAMN MISSY". 🤣🤣🤣 You know where I ran..... STRAIGHT to Grandma's house. And, yes this was the lemonade mix that I used.

Happy Mothers Day to all my fine ass Wino cousins!!! I love y'all!!!