Jade

Chicago, IL, United States

I bite men.
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06 Apr 09:46

If you ever get stranded, change your voicemail to your approximate location and addl information so someone can find you. Simple but effective.

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06 Apr 06:04

When he asks where I learned to shake ass 😏

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30 Mar 13:49

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Happy Sunday.

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21 Mar 10:03

TGIF Winos! Remember to stay employed and if you’re off today, try not to get fired πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

RIP John Witherspoon

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19 Mar 08:34

Happy Hump Day Queens

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10 Mar 08:22

Good morning winos πŸ˜„

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06 Mar 12:16

Whenever I decide to get back in that gym…. It’s OVER WITH 😭😈

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04 Mar 08:24

Good morning my strong intelligent kind important and loveable winos. I thought you would like a quick video. 😘

Have a wonderful day

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27 Feb 08:36

Thursday Morning Prayer. πŸ™πŸ½ β˜€οΈ

Have a great day my beautiful articulate and empowering winos πŸ₯„πŸ·

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26 Feb 10:57

Y’all see this?? Ain’t no way. I’m bear macing the entire auditorium after the first attempt to put hands on me bc you disagree with the conversation and valid points I am making during a PUBLIC TOWNHALL MEETING.