Jade

Chicago, IL, United States

I bite men.
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02 Sep 17:42

My son showed his ass at the doctors and I had to get loud. I was SO embarrassed but imm be damn if he acts like the white lady son who ran all around the front office like a chicken with his head cut off smh

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01 Sep 14:15

Happy birthdayyyyyyy

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01 Sep 14:15

Walmart. This is greed, not the tariffs. #payattention

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“He couldn't even put on a POLO??????” — TASHA NEVER LIE 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

“You give your baby a baby daddy” 💯💯💯💯

25 Aug 07:37

Im not putting the napkin down for his ass…. Toxicity to the next level over here LOL

22 Aug 12:57

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From stadiums to hotel rooms booked by up and coming churches.….. GOD DO NOT PLAYYYYY. He gave her a chance to do right when she got pregnant. She just couldn't do it. No matter the blessings He bestowed. Now look. A baby with fetal alcohol syndrome and a career drop. As quickly as God can give it, He can take it away!

Awww Tom like Bieber. They both intended for a black woman.

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21 Aug 10:38

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I need my spirituals to tap in real quick -

I’ve cracked twin egg yolks three times in 6 weeks*. Per ChatGPT, my ancestors are trying to send a message or I may be blessed times TWO.

Can anyone in tune with the Universe confirm or deny these allegations? Am I about to be big blessed or just have twins? 🏃🏽‍♀️🛫

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