Jade

Chicago, IL, United States

I bite men.
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16 May 11:15

TGIF winos 😂

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15 May 07:08

I worked 730-430 yesterday. Went to the second gig 6p -6a. Still at this sec gig, tired asf, tryna find motivation to go back to the 730-430 so I can be off OFF at 5. Lord, help me bc im still new here and these hoes just saw the bad Libra in me… 😒😤

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“Do you know what love is?”

- Yea, I’ve been married 22 years.

In the words of my son, BIG FLEX TK 😏💨💨

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Happiest of Mother's Days gang! 💕

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09 May 16:24

Happy Friday Winos!!! TikTok comments are the best when you need a laugh. It wasn't til I agreed with half of these that I realized I am not mean ENOUGH 😭

MAY yall get an opportunity to shut down a mans ego this weekend🫡💋

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All I could think was oooooo Loretta!! 👀🙂‍↔️😆

She said we were breaking up her family so….. no. 🥴🫠

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Tasha, make him stand up next time. I need to see how tall he is before I digress on his looks. I feel like we both 5’5 🥴

Also, DIS NIGGA SLICK. He say all the right things at the right times. Wonder what negative parts he played in Mr. I know it all but idk nothin 🤔

Lastly, why Rhi Rhi gotta catch strays 😭 she just raising babies and minding her own business. Yall need to leave that woman aloneeeee.

Them notifications were ON for this one 😂 let’s go! 🎧🍷

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🫢🍷🥄🥄

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