Jade

Chicago, IL, United States

I bite men.
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Tasha, tell Bilal we don’t wanna see him. Tell him to keep his scary two ton backpedaling turkey neck ass away from us. Talkin bout ima drop a book idgaf then ran like a kid who broke mama vase. Stay over in Thailand or wherever tf you are.

When you bleed and/or ovulate once a month then I’ll consider you a woman.

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You don’t need a BBL to grow your ass. You need a high protein diet and glute focused exercises. It works but it takes years (2-3) to see bbl growth. Put in the work. Skip the surgery.

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12 Apr 15:17

Happy Saturday Winos and TK.

The vibes are real today 😌

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11 Apr 12:22

TGIF winos. I love to see we’re rasing our kids right. Praise God.

Hallelujah! 🙏🏽😂

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11 Apr 12:20

I’m so proud of you!!! You’re doing better than you did 5 days before. Keep it up. You’re a stronger than you know ❤️🍷

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06 Apr 09:46

If you ever get stranded, change your voicemail to your approximate location and addl information so someone can find you. Simple but effective.

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06 Apr 06:04

When he asks where I learned to shake ass 😏

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Im the same. Plus im a Libra and a smoker. Real balanced until im not. Say what you want. For your own safety, don’t touch me.